Твій член такий маленький, що я ледве його бачу

You have the most ridiculous, smallest, tiniest, itty-bitty-est little dick. I mean, why can't

you do with something this big? I mean, seriously. I mean, de-jackal it like this? Maybe like

this? I mean, that wouldn't really feel good. I just couldn't imagine it. I mean, my God,

it's like a little cocklet. It's like a little...

Hey loser! So, I know your little secret. What would anybody even do with that penis?