Сором'язливий гетеросексуальний хлопець б'є для вас свої волохаті м'ясні яйця.

I mean like I'm not really able to go out during the week at all but I try to go out

on the weekends and like I don't know California like I'm from Virginia and California girls

like a whole different breed and like in Virginia you know like you treat a girl well you know

she'll put out for you here like she'd be an asshole to me.

Oh that's funny, that's interesting.