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Hey sweetie, there you are. I've been looking for you. Why do you look so stressed out?

This place is a mess. And my mom's going to be in town.

Is that really what's stressing you out? I mean, this place looks really clean to me.

I mean, is it because you haven't told your mother about me yet?

Um, hi mom, this is Avril, my girlfriend. She is going to ******** and hit the floor.